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Fish stereotypes

Posted by TripleAceIRL - Posted on January 25th, 2010
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I just found these pictures on a forum and find them hilarious....I just post a few of them here. If you think any of these....well, then you are a donk!!! Devil Grin

Also pretty typical of Live Players to say....

(click on the main link to see all pictures, otherwise you will only view a couple of them)

A2 IS A STRONG HAND UTG. I LIKE TO RAISE ABOUT 10 TIMES THE BIG BLIND

CALLING IS BETTER THAN RAISING. YOU SPEND LESS MONEY.

A2 PRE IS GOOD. I ONLY NEED ONE ACE TO WIN.

A RERAISE PREFLOP? HE MUST HAVE ACES

BUY IN FOR $20. THEN LEAVE IF YOU TRIPLE UP.

CHECK A FLOPPED SET. THEN MINRAISE.

FOLD AK. IT'S A DRAWING HAND.

HIGH STAKES IS EASIER. BECAUSE THEY RESPECT YOUR RAISES.

Poker fish - I CAN'T BEAT DONKS. THAT CALL ALL THE TIME.

poker fish - I CASHED OUT. NOW I CANT WIN.

poker fish - I GO ALL IN. LIKE ON TV.

poker fish - I ONCE WON A MASSIVE POT WITH K4. NOW I ALWAYS PLAY IT.

poker fish - I THINK YOU'VE GOT ME. BUT I'M POT COMMITTED.

poker fish - PAID THE BB. NOW I'M PRICED IN.

poker fish - LIMP UTG. TO DISGUISE YOUR ACES.

poker fish - RAISE FOR INFORMATION. GET RERAISED. CALL ANYWAY.

poker fish - I HATE JJ. THEY'RE SO TOUGH TO PLAY.

Comments

VarianceZero
VarianceZero
January 25, 2010 - 5:51pm

LOL Devil Grin

MaD86
MaD86
January 25, 2010 - 6:34pm

Smile LOL X2

manca qualcuna sul limp/call (push di 10-12 BB) con TKo+, A2o+ e simili... è l'ultima moda ai tavoli di GD... stasera me l'hanno fatto più volte!

mi fa piacere leggere di slowlimp e check/miniraise... sono tra le strategie più all'avanguardia!

dibidavide
dibidavide
January 25, 2010 - 8:23pm

Gande triple, davvero divertente !

dbirider
dbirider
January 26, 2010 - 3:04am

I'm always terrified the player has aces after a preflop reraise Sad