Reg beating 101 : 4 Table HU Deathmatch vs LTUFlawless
In response to recent criticism, I have called out the site's 100k goldenboy, LTUFlawless. A little history, once upon a time, 4 chummy players all from lithuania were called out for their perfect english and likely AIM buddies. After they lost the lithuanian 'gang tag', they continue to be my biggest critics, Junglepork's axis of evil. One of them, Froliche1, sat me at 100HU, threatened to take my money, then promptly left when i opened 3 more tables for him. The ringleader himself, LTUflaw, will be accepting the challenge in his fearful absence. The match will be 4 tables of 100 HU (.5/1.00), unlimited reloads, no leaving for 2 hours. Tuesday, 3pm-5pm..david vs goliath, Come watch the ultimate reg-beatdown.
Comments
First of all, I don't care how much you make or made.
Second, I'm not saying you're a joke bcs of your poker skills.
You're a joke bcs you are attention whore.
You are one of these people who would sue a mall like that bitch who fell into the fountain while texting.
Who doesn't know what I'm talking about, check youtube.
It's on the merge network. Their blog handles are their names and IT'S ON! I got to witness the beginning of this beautiful event being laid out. The time is listed on this blog listing, and I've already got 2 bets on LTU.
I'm not sure who the "david" and the "goliath" is, but I think someone is going to feel like they got knocked out in real life when they lose...
This coming TUESDAY 3P-5P ON THE MERGE NETWORK.
LTUflawless (proclaimed 100k golden boy of merge) -vs- JunglePork (self proclaimed "reg beater", author of "reg beating 101")
HIDE YOUR WIFE AND HIDE YOUR KIDS!!!
Lets get one thing clear, the rules posted on LTU's blog, are not correct. Reloading is unlimited, not just after a bustout. Everyone that plays cash games will agree auto-topup is standard automatic part of the nature of the game. It wouldn't make sense to reload only if you bustout. If you have $30, you can't do anything, win anything, bluff, you are just flipping. Just clarifying the rules. i'm sure it is understood. On a sad note, I had chip lead 6 left in 75 rebuy last night, sick as hell. I went into the bathroom, puked, went into the bedroom, and actually fell asleep. i awoke with a pleasant message i finished 4th and won $1100. I am still weakly. the moral of the story is do not eat left over shrimp. 
I know it's much better to top up, but how you gonna show off your losses?
So, we will go by how many times we bust out.
Shove your pleasant message up your ass. nobody cares how much you won.
Oh, just take that 1100 you won and make some more pictures with dollar bills. And post them here.
Not that hard to keep track of it, I'm taking a giant screen shot of final tables and chip stacks..I know that does account for what was bought in, however counting busting out times is simply word of mouth too..i'm an adult , i'm gonna post an accurate result when you get your lesson handed to you. I will be on auto-topup, that's just standard, stop trying to preserve your losses.
it is the 1st time when i stay more than 5minutes on this site,and only now i saw this comments!
who the fuck is this JunglePork?never seen him.Just one thing is sure:his picture is pathetic.proabably he is too.how can u put a picture with 100$ bills?
i don t know why do you answered that guy LTU
another nobody from nowhere with nothing to say and nothing but dudes in his nothing picture. And more importantly, nothing to say at a poker table i'm sittin, not even a game, not even a mouse,not even a buyin, cause you know its my house. talk after you sit and get owned railbird. sip your wine 'man'. you sit when you pee, your s/n is jiji like jiji lonstocking, like a musical called gigi, you probably got ur sn off it yet typo..or even worse theres haha, and in some countries you say jaja, but you say jiji like a jwitard. if you got nothin but ass to spew out your rotten toothed herpy mouth then GTFO my blog cause your nobody if you dont sit down and put your money where your mouth is.
sry i couldnt talk jungleChamp:)) but i my chat is off...you are the best:)) you want to play HU with LTU to run with 40bucks winnings:)))Never seen such a`good` player saying he is the best and running with 40bucks from the table!
I think that bills were 10bucks bills!won 100bucks and show them in the picture
Only a weak player or a scared player runs with 40bucks in 0.50/1$ stake
And by the way,your reply is..a 5th grade schoolboy...just like your stupid picture
I forgot to answer to this...if i remember in that 20 rebuy,when i got `quarter` of you stacked you were owned both hands preflop,flop turn and river.I think that was the 1st poker lesson you got from me.You will get more when we will meet at the tables
Just because you didn't understand the statistics behind the QJ hand, i'll let you know another statistic, if you have 99 and i have any two cards higher, you are not owning me, it's close to a 50/50 coin flip who wins. Congrats on beating me in two race luck situations but don't think for a second cause the money got in preflop that you owned anything on any other streets. You should have posted on april fools day, because you are a good joke.
you are not just a weak player..you are a donk also.QJ against one reraise and a call all in is the right move:))Another statistic for you:what about QJ against AA KK QQ JJ AQ KQ ?That is what thinks a poker player in that situation.But obvious you and the other bingo player never can understand that
And about that 20 rebuy please shut up cause you was nowhere in that 2 hands .i was fishing and got you
You are a joke. You are worse than anyone else I have seen in my life who begs for attention.
Even though you are not worth a single post from me, I chose to reply here.
Your accusations are so lame, that I am really concerned, maybe you need to see a psychiatrist ... And I am being dead serious.
First I heard from you that I am playing 4 accounts myself, now I hear there are other players from Lithuania, who you are getting owned by. Unfortunately, Froliche is not even Lithuanian. And I haven't met nor seen that guy. I see him at the tables for 4 years now. And I will be glad to take his money as much I enjoy taking yours. Obviously you were getting owned by everyone at the table and had to make up some story at least for yourself so you would not look that bad of a ATM.
Nobody is a critic of a fish. Everyone is happy to have you on the site. Since you are so in need of attention, you make up some shit in your little brain and what's funniest- you start believing in it. You bitch at people and if they respond, you call them haters.
You are one of the lowest class players on merge. Let me correct myself. You are the king of them.
Junglepork's axis of evil... You have to be kidding me. Obviously you were dropped on your head when you were baby.
It was kinda funny in the beginning, but now I am starting to feel sad for you. I know it really sucks to see somebody to do better than yourself, but don't worry, whatever you do, you won't even come close to me.
Your little challenge is a joke. And the funniest was when you asked for a cap on losses. That really shows how you feel about your skills.
I understand that I am the underdog here, since you are so awesome. I will not be doing this HU for your little 100 dollars, but just to shut your mouth. Death match? It's just 4 HU tables.
Go make some more pictures with hundred dollar bills.
And don't forget to post the results of your regulars beating 101.