Increasing session length
My goal for this year is 100k and as of now I am about 25k short. So last week I decided to try and push for longer sessions in the evening to help reach my goal. Usually I play between 3 and 4 hours at a time but all last week I bumped it up to 5 hours a session.
Now on PokerStars you get about 30 seconds to make a move before your hand is mucked which is just enough time for me to take a bathroom break. But on Fulltilt it seems like you don't even get half of that. This can be a problem if your playing 10 games at once and feel the urge to make some lemonade. I usually prepare for this by relieving myself before a session. But in a 5 hour session this preparation is moot, especially since I need to chug a Rockstar energy drink around hour 3 to stay focused.
Needless to say last Monday I had to abandon 10 games 3.5 hours into my session to avoid pissing myself. I took care of business and arrived back at my post to see pocked aces mucked right before my eyes as well as find two lucky players banking my idle blinds heads up. On Tuesday I planned to empty myself right back into the Rockstar can, but I ended up making a mess and nearly circumcised myself. So on Wednesday I went bed pan shopping. Problem solved!










lol at almost cutting your dick.