April sucked massive cocks!
I lolly-gaged a shit load during to beginning of april just hanging out and sleeping. Not doing much shit. But I knew towards the end that I had to maintain that fucking platinum status so I grinded everyday for the last 12 days to reach the amout of vpps to get there.
I really wasn't playing to "win" per se. I Just wanted to get that platinum! I was getting lazy and shit just putting in the games. Not doing that next month. Going to play a certain amouth of games a week so I don't have to push myslef at the end of the month. plus there's an extra day next month which is cool.
One thing that sucked about this month is towards the end I really played my best but got fucked directly in the asshole by luck. I can sit here and bitch and moan about all the dominating hands I got in preflop but who really cares about bad beat stories? No one! Everyone experinces a shit load of good and bad variance and sometimes the shit comes in bunches. When it rains it pours as they say.
Pensacola is about to get fucked by that oil spill soon. Very depressing shit. Never really cared for the beach but it's sad all the jobs, animals and shit that's going to die. I love how Bp likes to promote themselves as "green" yet they're going to anal fuck the whole gulf coast in the worst way. Prolly worst the exxon's spill years ago.
Anyways, my goals for next month are to stop being lazy and study the game more often. I'm going to invest in some programs I've been too lazy to buy and learn. I'm a winning player but I want to win more and play more tables. Ok motherfuckers!?
love,
Christopher.
ps, here's a graph of my shitty april
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Well buddy, You 20+ table and play in the $50s and $30s. I 10 table and stay in the $30s and if not alot of folks are playing in the 30s i add some 20s. Plus I'm a lazy fat fuck and only play 3hrs a day when I should be playing more. I'm going to work on my self discipline this month so hopefully I'll put in alot more work.
hey bro
i feel bad for you man, especially that big "weeeeeeeeeeee" dip at game 350... but easy come and go i suppose... that happened to me in march actually... it tilted me so bad i had to stop playing for that month.... ... only to come back in april and punish the games.. !!
anyway so jealous of you guys having a little star on sharkscope... i wish i hade one... but i think its gonna be hard since it will be tough overcoming the lead you guys have....
ok peace post most of those bad beat videos... those were great.!! i still dont know how u do it... 
Wayne
Thanks brother. here's the site I used to convert a hand history into one of those vids:
Not just cocks but massive cocks, how are you not Supernova after last year? I already have 143k VPPs this year and I've taken an entire month off.