Idiots at the poker table, Episode 2: Skantz again

Another episode for the love story between me and Skantz.

But.. hey, the thing is going to have a "War of the Roses" style turning point! ......... Or not?

I summarize our last chat. Before he strìarted with his usual stuff ("Gay", "Idiot", etc etc). And then:

Skantz: will you ever play the pkr live?
AKAKA: if i'll be in London in those days... why not?
Skantz: nice
AKAKA: for sure i won't plan a trip to play them
Skantz: i cant wair meet u live
AKAKA: yeah, i'll introduce u my husband
Skantz: do that is he from the mob?
AKAKA: ah ah ah... so funny... italy --> mob
AKAKA: very original... never heard
Skantz: why would i meet him?
Skantz: its u i want to meet
AKAKA: because at the first wrong word by you he would be able to kick your pale a ss
Skantz: is it some kind of treat
AKAKA: no, just explaining the kind of man you could find in front of you
Skantz: and what will happen if i meet him?
AKAKA: nothing: just introduce you as "the pleasant swedish guy who bothers your wife"
AKAKA: he will appreciate that
Skantz: isnt it u who decide what u read here
Skantz: were do u ive
Skantz: rome ok
AKAKA: oh, you are able to read, then
Skantz: lets see what i can do with that
AKAKA: do you know Rome?
Skantz: no kust eant to know where my lawyer will send the letters
AKAKA: "your lawyer"? please, don't make me laugh
Skantz: mu sister is a lawyer
AKAKA: my uncle is the pope
Skantz: ok i live in Eskilstuna Sweden
Skantz: look it up if there is any lawyer in eskilstuna with the name Skantz (yeah, there is actually a woman lawyer in Eskilstuna with that name...)
AKAKA: skantz, let put it in this way... i couldn't care less of everything you say, write or do
Skantz: but u have been threatening me
AKAKA: skantz, please: grow up
Skantz: why even mention something about youre husband?
Skantz: dont get it
Skantz: what has it to do with youre husband?
Skantz: see you in the court
AKAKA: pff... "court"... please...

Got it? Next round, at the International Court of Justice in The Hague!

I can't wait for the mailman carrying me his injunction... lol!