AKAKA's blog

I really need to blow off steam. I really hate every f****** donk who thinks "Oh, well... why not?" when he's going to do a stupid move. F******* clueless idiots.

MTT, 32 players left, cashes from 1st to 30th.

Table #35638620 - Tournament #21219278 Table #15
Starting Hand #1657619066
Start time of hand: 18 Mar 2011 11:08:38
Last Hand #1657618676
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now 600 / 1,200
Button is at seat 9
Seat 2: RenaudM - 30,146
Seat 3: OzzyInvader - 12,763
Seat 4: Flawless72 - 3,539

In the last week variance is really killing me: it doesn't matter the side of a coin flip i'm in: in the last days i lose it.

But this evening i've had three beats that made me close to give a headbutt on the monitor...

Here they are:

3rd place: lose against a 3 outer.

Dealing [A d][Q d] to AKAKA
Pleasant08 calls 100
tiggertye42 folds
AKAKA raises to 300
MariusM1987 folds
weezy333 folds
KingOtto2010 calls 300
badgerbarber folds
legionverde folds
Pleasant08 folds
Pot sizes: 850
Dealing Flop [A h][8 d][Q c]
AKAKA checks
KingOtto2010 bets 850

Another episode for the love story between me and Skantz.

But.. hey, the thing is going to have a "War of the Roses" style turning point! ......... Or not?

I summarize our last chat. Before he strìarted with his usual stuff ("Gay", "Idiot", etc etc). And then:

Skantz: will you ever play the pkr live?
AKAKA: if i'll be in London in those days... why not?
Skantz: nice
AKAKA: for sure i won't plan a trip to play them
Skantz: i cant wair meet u live
AKAKA: yeah, i'll introduce u my husband
Skantz: do that is he from the mob?
AKAKA: ah ah ah... so funny... italy --> mob

Today i've had a royal flush. I'd like to have some opinions about the way i've played it.

Here it is:

Table #34139938 - STT # 20414093
Starting Hand #1591635813
Start time of hand: 20 Jan 2011 17:36:56
Last Hand #1591633900
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now 50 / 100
Button is at seat 9
Seat 2: rivero1 - 980
Seat 3: DoyleTheLegend - 1,360
Seat 4: donderdwergje - 1,530
Seat 5: riagerits - 400
Seat 6: Harryrasta - 4,370
Seat 7: jorge2kami - 1,760
Seat 8: Mynde90 - 1,370
Seat 9: fishnetchipset - 790

Every poker player meets idiots who are so frustrated by their total lack of poker skills that they have to let off steam in the chat box. I play on a poker room that also has emotes, and this doesn't help. Or better: it helps them to be, if possible, also more annoying. Starting from today, i'll write a review of every idiot i'll meet on my road.

The first episode is about an idiot called Skantz.

If you check his stats you will easily think that it's not strange that someone who's losing more than 4.000$ could be an arrogant, unpolite, neurotic person.

My 2011 at the tables so far... well, let's see.

It has been positive, no doubt on it: 168$ profit.

In the last week i've had my best and worst day at the tables since i keep track of every game i play (which means: since the last september): 12 Jan i've lost 50,75$, 13 Jan i've won 65,50$.

I know the real grinders will laugh looking at these amounts, but i'm a 5$ player...

Hi everyone.

As you can read, i'm AKAKA.

I play most on PKR, sometimes on Pokerstars and a few times on Full Tilt.

I decided to create a blog on here to share my experiences with other players, and have a bit of fun... maybe also knowing better the persons i challenge every day!

I like to play NL Hold'em and PLO8.

So far i have 2 stars on Sharkscope: ranked 16th on PKR for total profit, ranked 5th overall in the PLO8 Heads Up 2.01-5$.

I hope i'll have the time to update this blog... catch you soon!

AKAKA